Future Pet Names

I'm a big fan of pretentious names for pets. Hence, I have compiled a list of potential appellations to use in the event of domesticated animal acquisition. In no particular order:

Cyrus
Julius
Tokugawa
Moses
Gautama
Cleopatra
Bismark
Menelaus
Octavian
Montezuma
Ramses
Genghis
Napoleon
Gilgamesh
Constantine
Agamemnon
Qin Shi

And if I ever get a turtle, I'll name him Yahweh.

JetSetArnett Out.

I used to worry about the future, but then I threw my caution to the wind.

Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds

Boom!

GRE!

In your face!

Hey, what's up GRE? How are things going? Oh really? That's good to hea--BOOM! SUCKER PUNCH!

Bet you didn't see that coming.

Oh, what was that modesty? You want me to rein it back a litt--BOOM! SUCKER PUNCH!

Bet you didn't see that... what? Oh, you did. Yeah, I guess that was pretty predictable. I would apologize, but that would be admitting I was wrong to punch you in the face. Incidentally, I was not; I was, in fact, correct to punch both you and the GRE in the face. If you have a problem with that, then guess what? Another punch to the face, you say? No, actually I was going to suggest that we discuss it over lunch; you shouldn't jump to conclusions. That's very small minded of you. I'll forgive you because you probably have a concussion.

JetSetArnett Out.

I my me mine

Studying for the GRE

Be back next week.

Same JetSet time; same JetSet channel.