Monday, April 20, 2009

Slap Bet: Part 1

...dary!

Here's the gist. Two friends of mine (we'll call them John and Brad) made a "slap bet" which Brad won and proceeded to slap John with the force of a small pony. It was both painful and rapturous to watch as I had front row viewing. Later, they decided to make anotherslap bet because John is a glutton for punishment.

A note about this first slap: it took place in a relatively enclosed space; so it wasn't possible for Brad to get a slap with 100% charge up. This was not the case for the upcoming event.

A second note; Brad has hands like cudgels and the hobby of lifting people in the air to measure their weight within a kilogram. This is not the man with whom to make a slap bet.

The bet? A hands-up survey of the individuals at the St. Patrick's Party with the following: Which is more awesome: Dragonball or Pinball Wizard? Also, part of the bet was that no discussion was allowed; so, if someone didn't know what the items in contention were, then they couldn't ask.

Pinball Wizard, and Brad, won handily.

The slap. Unlike before, Brad had the space for full range of motion to really lay his body weight deep into John's poor, very much suspecting face. And boy did he.

I apologize for the quality of the video; it was captured by an errant cell phone videographer.



That poor, poor man, but God I wish I knew who took the picture at the end.

Oh, they have another slap bet coming up which John will also lose; so hopefully we'll get a better video this time.

JetSetArnett Out.

But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret

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