Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds

Boom!

GRE!

In your face!

Hey, what's up GRE? How are things going? Oh really? That's good to hea--BOOM! SUCKER PUNCH!

Bet you didn't see that coming.

Oh, what was that modesty? You want me to rein it back a litt--BOOM! SUCKER PUNCH!

Bet you didn't see that... what? Oh, you did. Yeah, I guess that was pretty predictable. I would apologize, but that would be admitting I was wrong to punch you in the face. Incidentally, I was not; I was, in fact, correct to punch both you and the GRE in the face. If you have a problem with that, then guess what? Another punch to the face, you say? No, actually I was going to suggest that we discuss it over lunch; you shouldn't jump to conclusions. That's very small minded of you. I'll forgive you because you probably have a concussion.

JetSetArnett Out.

I my me mine

4 comments:

Mimi said...

I guess this means you are proud of yourself? Which reminds me of when you were three and admiring yourself in the mirror. You were/are marvelous.

WellAdjustedRob said...

You your yee(?) you are

JetSetArnett said...

We our we our us, We our we our us

LEVEL2 said...

You forgot to give the GRE a swift kick to the nards.