Future Pet Names

I'm a big fan of pretentious names for pets. Hence, I have compiled a list of potential appellations to use in the event of domesticated animal acquisition. In no particular order:

Cyrus
Julius
Tokugawa
Moses
Gautama
Cleopatra
Bismark
Menelaus
Octavian
Montezuma
Ramses
Genghis
Napoleon
Gilgamesh
Constantine
Agamemnon
Qin Shi

And if I ever get a turtle, I'll name him Yahweh.

JetSetArnett Out.

I used to worry about the future, but then I threw my caution to the wind.